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Friday 14 June 2013

Telugu jokes | jokes in telugu | Latest telugu jokes| funny telugu jokes | Telugu jokes latest 2013


100%:

Teacher : students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks…

Student : we r trying 4 100% sir!

Teacher : r u joking?

Student : nee yabba! joke evadra mundu start chesindi?


Akka-Bava:

College stating day

boy:ni peru enti .?

girl: nannu andaru akka ani pilustharu.

Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru bava ani pilustharu.

girl: stupid........................


Tittoddhu:

W : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu 
H : cheppu 
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi 
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha 
W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru 
H : a……….


Klauai Neru:

latha : yemma! monna mee bharta baavilo padi chanipoyadataga?

rangamma : avunamma 

latha : mari ippudu meeremichestunnaru? 

rangamma : kulaai neru vaadukuntunnamu.


Mangalodu:

Girl : nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav

Boy : monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu

Girl : mentalodiva

Boy : kadu mangalodini!


కూర:

"ఈ రోజు మీ ఇంట్లో బెండకాయ కూర చేశారు కదూ వదినా?"

"అరె! అంత కరెక్టుగా ఎలా చెప్పగలిగారు?"

"రాత్రి మా దొడ్లో బెండకాయలు ఎవరో దంగవెధవలు కోసుకెళ్ళార్లే"

Telugu jokes | jokes in telugu | Latest telugu jokes| funny telugu jokes | Telugu jokes latest


Dady Peditey Kottindi:

Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu.

son:nenu ivvanu.

mummy:enduku ra

son:mrng dady pedithe chepptho kottindi anduke.



Sacchinodu Navvaadu:

In Bus accident 1 Person crying for loss of his Hand…

Sardar:- Oye akkada pranam poinavade silent gaa vunnadu nuvvu enduku ra edusthunnav.....


Baada-Bayam:

Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..

Hari : Baada ante meeda tadusthadi Bayam ante Kinda Tadusthadi.


Impossible:

Nepolian: Impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu………….

sardar: ippudu badhapadi eami labam konukkunnapudey chusukovali.


Black & White:

Teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?

Student : Zeebra

Teacher: yela?

Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi.

Teacher: aaaaaaaaa