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fACEBOOK LO AMMAYILU 3 TYPES:

'A' class Ammayilu : Villu apsarasal laga untaru..profile fully secured..villu alaage login ayyi vastharu..alaage vellipotharu..frnds thappa evvarki like kottaru..evarni add cheskoru...try chesi time waste...

'B' class Ammayilu : Villu gud morning, gud eve, gud nite.. ivvi cheppadanke account open cheskuntar anmata...villaki mirror kanpisthe papam..mirror lo photo tiskoni profile pic petkuntaru..villu "hmmmm" ante 100 likes..."Awwwwww" ante 200 likes...villaki fultoo competetion..andarni add cheskuntaru..kani evvari tho matladaru..so.time waste.

'C' class Ammayilu : Villu highlight asalu....villu peru ki mundhu princess/angel ani petkoni bathikesthuntaru...profile pic mostly heroins ledha kid's.......games kosam facebook open chestharu..games aadi vellipotharu..idhi sangathi..

VARTHALU SAMAPTHAM...NAMASKARM..(JUST FOR FUN :p)


Jaffa joke:

Jaffa In ShoP
shop lo jaffaku assalu ye gifts
nachhaledu...
Finally oka kukka bommanu chusadu
verity ga undi..
Tanu navvite navvutundi apeste
apestundi..
Jaffa ku Baga nachhesindi..
Jaffa: adigo akkada unna kukka
bommanu pack cheyyandi..
Shop keeper:kukka bomma??
Yekkada??
Jaffa:adigo na eduruga undi ga nen
chey chupiste adi kuda chupistundi
ga adigo..
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Shopkeper : akkada oka mirror tappa
inka bommalevi levu sir&ma shop lo
asalu kukka bommale levu..


Teacher :

Teacher:Kartha karma kriya ante enti?
Student:Aa emundhi,ninna o amayeni chudadam kartha. Aa ammaye ki i luv u chepadam kriya.
Aa ammaye me ammaye avadam na karma.....


girls: 
Speciality of girls=
kerala:long hair,
chennai:stylish,
punjab:colourful,
mumbai:hot
andra:em lekapoaina billdup estharu..

Ha ha ha ha just for fun